That's actually very thoughtful, so I'm going to stop criticizing.
[This is a show of great restraint, actually. Moreover, he reaches up to grab on to the branch with one hand before dropping, just so he doesn't worry her more. He's capable of being decent-ish.]
But for future reference, you can land in my tree. It won't mind, and I don't either.
[This tree puts up with a lot of shit. As he reaches up on his toes and digs around in a crevice halfway up the trunk, this becomes even more clear. What he pulls out is a single small box, carefully wrapped in metallic orange paper.]
. . . I don't know what order we do this in. Does it matter?
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That's actually very thoughtful, so I'm going to stop criticizing.
[This is a show of great restraint, actually. Moreover, he reaches up to grab on to the branch with one hand before dropping, just so he doesn't worry her more. He's capable of being decent-ish.]
But for future reference, you can land in my tree. It won't mind, and I don't either.
[This tree puts up with a lot of shit. As he reaches up on his toes and digs around in a crevice halfway up the trunk, this becomes even more clear. What he pulls out is a single small box, carefully wrapped in metallic orange paper.]
. . . I don't know what order we do this in. Does it matter?