knifemonopoly: (eheheheheheh)
̷A̷t̷e̷m̷ ([personal profile] knifemonopoly) wrote in [personal profile] isawallflower 2021-04-14 03:34 pm (UTC)

had to look up the actual twilight quote

[Oh no did she really just -- ask me the most basic question: what do we eat? What do you think bats like, Riley!

He's dying up here. If he weren't already dead, he'd be dying. The other Yugi collects himself and tries, with only relative success, to not sound like he wants to sink into the ceiling.
]

Different kinds of bats eat a number of things. Some eat fruit. Some catch bugs. But, uh...vampire bats...they, you know. You know what they eat.

[Awkward!!! He could talk about how vampire bats don't technically suck blood but that nerd fact doesn't apply here because the other Yugi definitely does! He can't fix this situation with trivia!]

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